Damn you, vile woman!
This might sound like Stewie Griffin’s ultimate fantasy, but it happened in the real world and the Griffins weren’t involved.
The story begins with father of a 4-year-old child giving his son a shotgun cartridge to play with. Genius idea, I know. But it gets better. Shortly after the child got the cartridge, he somehow managed to grab the actual shotgun too. And guess what, he was trained well talented enough to load it and fire at his 23-year-old mother while mumbling “damn you, vile woman.”
A 23-year-old Kitsap woman was taken to the hospital yesterday with non-life-threatening injuries after her four-year-old son shot her in the side with a semiautomatic shotgun.
The woman told detectives that she didn’t hear the boy loading the weapon because she had her back turned and was talking on the phone. She also said she had no idea how he got access to the shotgun. But she does know how he got the cartridge.
I’m not sure how these parents managed to survive 23+ years on this planet with the amount of common sense they have. But fortunately for them, their son is a real son of a gun and shouldn’t end up an imbecile like them.
