According to a gopher guy named Harold Camping, founder of Family Radio Worldwide, the Rapture will take place on May 21, 2011 (this Saturday).
He says that’s when God will begin his judgement of humanity and that a huge earthquake will mark the event.
The world will end on May 21, 2011. – Abraham Lincoln
Camping believes the judgement/apocalypse will last until 21 October and that by that time all human life on Earth will be gone, leaving cats to rule the planet under the guidance of Ceiling Cat. A new trend will then emerge on teh internets, lolhumans.
Terrifying stuff. But the good news is there are six days left until it begins, giving us plenty of time to work on our mating lists for when the world ends. You know, to repopulate and stuff. I call dibs on Mila Kunis!
PS: This man‘s gonna feel mighty stupid for blowing his entire life savings advertising the Rapture.
