This Pastor believes Facebook might make your wife very interested in the weather.

A New Jersey pastor banned his church leaders from using Facebook because he believes the social site is a “portal to infidelity” and ignites old passions. That sort of makes sense (considering all the stalkerish behavior associated with it), until you learn that the same pastor used to host sex parties at his house during Thursday Bible study meetings and Sundays after church, back in 2003 – before Facebook even existed.

Obvious scapegoat is obvious, Pastor dude. You’ve already proven Facebook has nothing to do with it. But everyone knows you can’t really expect something more elevated than this from church figures.

msnbc via AP



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