Want to hear something crazy? Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Want to hear something crazy and coherent? Russian astronauts are allowed to carry rocket launchers in space.
Want to hear something crazy and true? The top Taliban leader is a 16-year-old kid on Facebook. How do I know? It’s simple.
During a heated Twitter flamewar between the International Security Assistance Force (@ISAFmedia) and the Taliban (@ABalkhi), the latter group has accidentally revealed more than it intended to:
@ISAFmedia: Re: Taliban spox on #Kabul attack: the outcome is inevitable. Question is how much longer will terrorist put innocent Afghans in harm’s way?”
Taliban @ABalkhi: @ISAFmedia i dnt knw.u hve bn pttng thm n ‘harm’s way’ fr da pst 10 yrs.Razd whole vllgs n mrkts.n stil hv da nrve to tlk bout ‘harm’s way’
And below is a photo showing a screencap from a Taliban phone found in an Afghan desert somewhere.
Put 2 and 2 together and the conclusion is as clear as day: The top Taliban leader is a 16-year-old kid.
