He's real.
You know how there’s unidentified flying objects and everyone is creeped out by them? Apparently now there are unidentified falling persons too.
A bunch of people from New Jersey claim they’ve seen Superman a person falling from the sky with no parachute, head-first. They notified the police about the sighting, but their extensive search found nothing, indicating that the falling person might have actually been Superman.
This is what I believe happened:
Two men were sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper. Both were bending their elbows at a steady rate. The first man said, “You know, there’s such an updraft on the outside of this building, that if you jump off, you’ll fall for a bit, but the updraft will catch you, and bring you right back up to this balcony.
The second guy said, “I don’t believe it, you’ll have to prove this to me.”
So the first guy goes over the balcony and jumps off. He falls and falls and falls, and then he slows in mid drop, and begins rising back up. Finally, he lightly steps back onto the balcony. “See, I told you,” he says.
The second guy says, “I’ve got to try that.” So he jumps off the balcony, and falls and falls and falls and falls. Finally, splat on the ground.
The first guy returns to the bar and orders another drink.
As he serves the drink, the bartender says, “You’re a mean drunk, Superman.”
via MSNBC
