
Don’t you just hate it when you’re having a nice dinner with your soon to be ex-wife thinking you might get lucky tonight, only to wake up a few hours later tied to the bed and realize she drugged you and cut off your penis with a kitchen knife? Because that’s exactly what happened to a US man living in Garden Grove, near Los Angeles.
An officer from the local police station said:
He believed something was wrong with his food.
The victim went to lie down and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off.
The female cut off his penis with a knife… tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal to the ‘on’ position.
The suspect called 911 and told responding officers that he ‘deserved it’.
Bitches be crazy! Also, marriage is scary. Don’t get married, kids. Or if you do, at least make sure she’s/he’s not insane in the membrane.


